spam is funny…

what I love about running a server level spam filter on the FlockHosting server is that:

1) All Sites on this are Christian in nature.

2) The more ‘faith’ based the site, the worse the porno emails. :-)

This is what I love about these mails:

This E-mailing has been sent to you as a person interested in the information enclosed.
If this reached you by error, or you do not wish to receive this information or type of information in the future,
please click on the word REM0VE and you will be taken off our list im!
mediately and NEVER receive any emails from us.

This was sent to a pastor. Not only has he recieved ‘FREE ACCESS’ to about 30 pornographic websites, but has also recived requests to increase the size of his penis, re-grow hair, be come more popular with his fellow African Brothers (he’s a older Irish-German guy) and lastly, and probably my favorite, GRANNY PORN! No joke, I thank the Lord each time I see that headline come in for this spam filtering and putting it live soon! No one will have to put up with Granny Porn any longer.

Ah good times. next server for spam filtering, this one. So be on the look out for {Spam?} tagged emails in your box, if its NOT spam, lemme know!

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  1. “This E-mailing has been sent to you as a person interested in the information enclosed.
    If this reached you by error, or you do not wish to receive this information or type of information in the future,
    please click on the word REM0VE and you will be taken off our list im!
    mediately and NEVER receive any emails from us.”

    Actually, if you click on the word REMOVE then we will know that your email address is VALID and we will SELL it to everyone and their brother. Thank you very much for screwing yourself even harder. Have a nice day. Sucker!

  2. LOL right, thus why I love spam filtering ;)